Jen: Who’s there?
Smudge: Well, I’m here with Abbey, and Sarah, and Hannah’s here with her friend Chelsea.
Jen: YAY!!! HANNAH MADE A FRIEND!!!! Is it a boy?!
Smudge: Jen, I just told you its name is Chelsea.
Chelsea *In the background*: Sorry to disappoint. I can grow a pair if you want me to.